A. What do you get when you cross…

A. What do you get when you cross…
1. A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.
2. A canary with a mole? A miner bird.
3. A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.
4. A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.
5. A dog with a cantaloupe? A melon-collie baby. (d)
6. A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
7. A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.
8. A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.
9. A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.
10. A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.
11. A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long. (a)
12. A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.
13. A hedghog and a snake? Two yards of barbed wire. (c)
14. A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.
15. A kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper. (b)
16. A movie with a swimming pool? A dive-in theater.
17. A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.
18. A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine.
19. A pit bull with a collie? A dog that bites your leg off and runs for help.
20. A policeman with a telegram? Copper wire.
21. A potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes.
22. A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.
23. A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.
24. A termite with a house? An exterminator.
25. A tiger with a needle? Pin stripes.
26. A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.
27. A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.
28. An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.
29. An Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.
30. An evangelist with a hockey puck? A puck that saves itself.