Murphy’s and some other laws of love

All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant (the Cunningham-Isherwood Law).
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
You don’t get to choose. You just fall.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness”. ~ Bertrand Russell
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The more you judge, the less you love.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
True love is giving all you have to someone you know you’re going to lose